Released in 1990, Birmingham biker Noddy, thinks he's grabbed a bargain second-hand Norton motorcycle, unfortunately for Noddy, this bike has a history.

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Fear of crosses, a reaction to garlic and death by the sun......oh no! Noddy has just bought a vampire motorcycle, it is such a lethal machine, running on blood instead of gasoline.

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Whilst stalking the West Midlands streets at night, feasting upon Hell's Angels, streetwalkers and traffic wardens, Noddy becomes suspicious and enlists the help of a local priest to exorcise his right, to ride in the light.

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With a title as bold as I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle, big things should be and are expected of this B-Movie. With the high standards set, the majority of the cast and crew from the classic UK TV series "Boon" were entrusted with bringing this creation to life - and boy did they do a good job!

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It's genius comedy writing, with belly laughing, rewind and watch again moments (get ready for the toilet scene and unbelievable toilet humour), a great story - it's a motorcycle, a Norton motorcycle, that's also a vampire!? Literally! You couldn't write it, but they did! And it's a classic good versus evil story, sort of....

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In the end, we even get the teaser of a sequel.....one day, oh one day please!!

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IBAVM truly is a Great British B-Movie Classic, put it on your bucket list.

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THE B CLUB RATING :  B B B B B

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Starring: Neil Morrissey, Amanda Noar, Michael Elphick, Anthony Daniels

Director: Dirk Campbell

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